Food is Awesome Land (The Land of Food)

Food is one of the most amazing things in the world. It can be a work of art or a calming and tasty cure to stomach growling. One of the most amazing aspects of food is that you need it to survive. Even though you need it to survive, food can do much more than that. You can create it into a work of art! Who knows, you might just be the next Van Gogh. That is why here in Food Is Awesome Land we respect food.

It all started when the Great Chef visited a savage rundown village full of barbarians and inhumane people. He saw their misery and opened up their hearts to food. These people were enchanted by the Great Chef and at once started preparing a great feast. The Great Chef helped the people with recipes and herbs. These people changed so quickly. In a few weeks their savage, rundown town turned into a prospering city with transportation and culture. These people called this city Food Is Awesome Land.

The people crowned the Great Chef as their king and ruler. This is where I come into the story. I am the great-grandson of the Great Chef himself. My father is going to hold my ceremony to become king next week. I'm excited but the responsibility is what I'm very worried about. My favorite part about this land is that all the shops, TVs, tables, cars, roads, houses (and I can keep going on) are all made out of food. My own bed is made of jell-o! The benefit of this is that no one needs to spend time earning money.

All the clothes are made out of a hard, edible substance that can bend any way to fit anyone. In this city, people spend their time playing sports, talking, riding bikes, visiting friends and going to parties. There is only one law: there is no limit to eating; eat as much as you want. The kings were created to make sure this law was enforced and that nobody was forced to stop eating. If someone was going against this law, they would be locked up for three days with just half a pound of food and two bottles of water. After that, they would be set free.

This city is shaped like a pizza. The pizza has four slices that divide the city into four sections. The first section is the sports section. It has tennis courts, basketball courts, football fields, golf courses, baseball fields and soccer fields. This place also has a gym for people who like to work out. The second section has homes and apartments. In the second section there are mountains with spaghetti sauce on top because they are right next to the spaghetti sauce clouds (instead of rain). These mountains are here because people who want peace and quiet can live up there. They are living on the border of Food Is Awesome Land, so they can travel in and out of the city almost as much as they want. The third section is the royal industry. This is where the royal people (such as me) live. The castle and the government are stationed here. The fourth section is called the dance around. This where the party rooms are and the nice restaurants are. People usually come to the fourth section to dance, sing, party and eat.

Food Is Awesome Land is in the middle of an empire called The Great Lands. This empire surrounds Food Is Awesome Land. The empire has a very big military and great trade, but very bad agriculture. So a treaty was made that declared that if we help them feed their people they will provide us instant protection. The Great Lands is a very prosperous and kind empire. We've held many parties for them and have always had the pleasure of hosting them.

This is the end of my talk about Food Is Awesome Land. I just want everyone to know that we also have hotels here so you can come and visit any time you like.